Thursday, October 30, 2008

5 Things You Never Tell A Guy

Ut oh its been like a few days since my last confession, err uh I mean blog confession please forgive me!
There is so much to do in this beautiful city between the parks and the amazing places to EAT, bloging is a hard thing to keep up with ha ha! Ok seriously have I kissed up enough yet to get out of the bogging cyber dog house? Please say yes, I promise to do better I really do! :)

Seriously there is so much to do between running around all over the Springs and playing with my Apple’s from The Mac Superstore right there between JC Penney's and Tan Your Hide right off of Powers Blv. It just leaves me to say honestly there is not enough time in the day! Also when I get a chance to slip out when Jim West is not looking I really love to head over to the Guitar Center and band on some drums. The reason I have to sneak it is Jim will sit there and talk so much guitar lingo it either hypnotizes me or makes me fall into a deep sleep. So I have to get in there when I can and just get lost with the wacky rhythms in my head! Drummers UNITE! If you are a drummer or you would love to try it out I seriously encourage you its a great way to release any sort of frustration and stress's the old fashioned way god intended it! TO HIT SOMETHING with speed an accuracy, HA I love it! Speaking of our afternoon driver “Gentlemen” Jim West came over a few days ago to sit and eat pizza with me and drink all my beer and watch some amazing football. HA it was awesome, however Jim as you may not know get paid pillow cases full of money for what he does at the radio station and he made me buy all the Louis Pizza and BEER, awe yes good ‘Ole Jim he is sucha good friend! Seriously though he is!

This mornings Broadcatt Problem was filled with FUN, People and FRESH NEW COUNTRY! I was having a blast this morning with CONFESSION WEDENSDAY. We took about 60 to 75 calls. Some of the calls were un-airable but that’s ok there were just amazing and naughty stories galore! What I am in the process of doing is getting permission with the Cat Country folks who called in to transcribe them and get them up here on the site! HA now that would be just simply sinful wouldn’t it? I am running in that direction so please check back or e-mail me for more details! Also we had a chance to play BATTLE OF THE SEXES. We had some amazing listeners to have fun with on the radio, including Tony ‘from Tony’s Tunes’ and the always delightful Donna from Fountain! Both of these guys are some amazing friends of the show as well as regular Cat Country listeners that put up with me every single day and never miss a show! I am so proud to call them friends and have those dudes in my life... Chances are you have heard them on the radio before! Anyway to make a long story even longer Donna won and made the men look bad again for the third time in a row POSTED BATTLES OF THE SEXES questions and answers posted below! Right answers marked with *** by them enjoy!


For Men:
When is breast cancer awareness month? January, October ***, or December.
Female Unicorns are known to be white, but what color are male unicorns? Red, Black ***, or Blue.
The size of a bra is commonly described by two values, the cup size and the what? Band size ***, rib cage meter, or the torsomiter.
The first dance that a bride and groom have after their wedding traditionally was called the what? the "Bridal Waltz" ***, the "Groom Boogie," or the "Everlasting Waltz."
For Women:
How many Saw movies are there? 3, 4, 5 ***.
The The Detroit Red Wings are a what? A basketball team, a hockey team ***, or a dogsled team.
Why was Viagra originally developed? To treat coronary heart disease ***, for regrowing hair, for Erectile Dysfunction.
Racquetball incorporates rules from both squash and what other sport? Tennis, handball ***, or soccer.

Also we had a fun time with my ever-growing wasting of time at King Soopers at Powers and Stetson Hills. I have talked about this many times before on the radio but when I am standing in line waiting for beep, beep sounds of my money disappearing, I check out the girlie magazines. Why you might ask? Sometimes its very interesting to see what the ladies are reading and what they write about men! Yes I know this is a form of visual crack for some women, it fascinates me how this stuff can really pollute and entertain many minds and readers for that matter. This mornings we checked out COSMO and I gave you THE FIVE THINGS YOU NEVER TELL A GUY! Please read and comment or add to the situation if needed ladies I want your point of view! HAVE FUN!


All the cute things your pet does -- Coddling a pet makes men suspect that your ideal companion is completely dependent upon you for food, lets you dress him up in colorful wool sweaters, and can be castrated if he starts acting too frisky.
Your belief in alternative medicine -- No matter how important you may feel it is to share your spiritual side, remember: When you tell us about your experiences with aromatherapy, reflexology, or crystals, all we hear is unstable, unstable, unstable.
How impressed you are with what others make -- You don't have to convince us that you're oblivious to material possessions. But ogling a man's paycheck -- ours or somebody else's -- makes us feel like you're attaching our worth to our wallets. And we know there's always going to be someone out there with deeper pockets than ours.
How beautiful the scenery is -- When confronted by natural beauty, men prefer to contemplate it in silence. Women, for some reason, feel compelled to talk at just the moment when we most want quiet.
Who your favorite celebrities are dating -- As a rule of thumb, unless they're naked, we don't want to know. Men have far too hard a time keeping up with their own relationships; the last thing we want is the responsibility of keeping up with the lives of people we'll never meet.


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Wingnut In The Morning


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Greetings! Again I come to you after a HUGE afternoon nap. Waking up at 4:14 is hard to do! This Morning CCP ( Cat Country Peeps ) were just awesome. We did a little things called continue the cat country lyric. It seems like everyone these days is wring a country song. An old news GUY Harry Smith from CBS wrote one this morning and I thought if he could do it, hey anyone could right? WELL! Kinda? I came up with the fist part of the lyric, ' I WOKE up this MORNING WITH CAT COUNTRY 95-1!' You had to take it from there. SO for about 3 hours this am we built this tune. Sometimes it had a huge powerful rhythm sometimes it didn't! But the really amazing thing is that you guys built it from the ground up and proved yes not everyone could write a 'HIT' COUNTRY JAM! We had a wacky mad-lib of country music songs and I will post the audio up here soon! Again thanks for all the calls and support on that 'bit' (piece of audio on duh radio) This afternoon, soon, I am going to get my first ever massage. I am a little scared. This is new to a guy like me, but form what everyone has said I should have done this a long time ago. Its called Genesis massage. SO with a name like that it has to be good right? I looked at the clever brochures and saw all the many techniques and they look cool. However I have never had anyone wrap there hands around and me, then asked for me to pay for it before? Does this makes sense? I wonder how many guys have ever had a massage before or had this apprehension about something like this? Please let me know. Once I am done I will report back on the new refreshed 'Wingnut' Tomorrow I am out and about live on the radio at a place called 'Its a grind coffee house.' I am looking forward to making people smile tomorrow with FREE COFFEE. I have already asked them if I could get behind the espresso maker. They looked a little uneasy about letting me have the 'COFFE POWER to the MAX' But we will see. For more information on the BORADCATT: get it broadcatt, please check out OK I have a long drive ahead of me for the massage......going to run, PEACE, LOVE and chicken grease..... WINGNUT-OUTTomorrow I am out and about live on the radio at a place called 'Its a grind coffee house.' I am looking forward to making people smile tomorrow with FREE COFFEE. I have already asked them if i could get behind the espresso maker. They looked a little uneasy about letting me have the 'COFFE POWER to the MAX' But we will see. For more information on the BORADCATT: get it broadcatt, please check out OK I have a long drive ahead of me for the massage......gonna run, PEACE, LOVE and chickengreese.....



Greetings: AGAIN I NEED A NAP, but again I am telling myself to BE STRONG, you can do you can do it!

This Morning's BROADCAT was simply flawless with: It's A Grind Coffee House! Let me RUN-DOWN how the day goes incase you care or are curious! My Day starts at 4am! I get up get ready and am at the station by 4:30am! I am a guy so it doe not take me a million years to get ready! HA! Sorry ladies. Plus there is no kind of make-up around that could make this face or help this face be any more beautiful! LOL!

OK, OK I tried to make a funny and now lost my train of thought, happens all the time to me....... GOT IT! OK, get to the station and the music that you hear everyday I have to generate thru what's called a MUSIC LOG so we can figure out what certain songs to play, where and when! Yes, there is some kinda method to the madness around here. SO I get to the station, the software that I need is on a 'jump' drive actually the data is stored there, and naturally I left it at my house. ARG, by this time is my attitude, actually DOUBLE ARG!!!!! So I get frustrated like anyone would if they left part of their work at home, you know? The only problem with this is, that it will not solve anything just allows me to breathe a little harder and think faster right? SO back in the CAR I GO! VROOM VROOM VROOM! Back to the house, at MACH 5! The twin-turbos in my car could have probably friend an egg I was going so fast! SORRY CSPD! HAHAHA! SO I fling open the door as fast and as hard as I can, BAM hit the little furry creature named 'Morris the cat' Moe for short and nearly put him in a coma! After resuscitating the cat back to life grab the 'data disk' and race back to the STATION! Mission accomplished! Then I attempt to get things filed in the computer properly for music and print out our list SUCCESS! YES, wait I look at the clock and its 5:20! I need to be at 'Its A Grind Coffee House' before 6am, to BROADCAT! OK climb into the CATCOUNTRY crazy dodge truck with the 15 inch lift and so much more and off to COFFEE house I GO! I have only been in the Springs for les than 10 months so I bring my trusty TOM TOM navigational GPS with me and key in the address while driving!

BTW I do not recommend you do this, makes you look like you are hammer smashed drunk on the roads AGAIN sorry CSPD, very sorry! So there I go barreling down I-15 with a mission! After completing the input of the address for the COFFEE HOUSE it then decides to catch an attitude with me and says the address does not exist!

REMEMBER how I said 'ARG' before in the above portion of the blog? Well I mentioned silently to myself a few other awesome and motivating words as well! HA! I grabbed my cell phone opened it and CALLED my BUDDY, friend and mentor/boss/afternoon radio prognosticator JIM WEST and said 'HELP where is this PLACE?' He very calmly said, "where are you and who are you and why are calling me." After I exchanged pleasantries he got me motivated to move in the right direction! YES! Because, after all I am directionally challenged trust me! MORE to come about the BEST FRIDAY EVER soon.....for now, sing it with me "dah dah dad da dah dah NAP TIME"


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